Why do people close their eyes when they kiss?
Who invented this
custom? When you don’t keep your eyes closed you’re violating a sacred
principle. It’s like eating cereal with your hands when nobody’s around.
Nobody sees you, but you still feel weird and like you’re violating the
natural order.
If you need a reason to keep your eyes closed while kissing, here are seven top reasons, according to a poll.
Reasons why people kiss with their eyes closed:
1. You wouldn’t want to see what you look like while kissing, so neither would your partner;
2. Your brain can’t make your tongue swirl around if your eyes are
moving at the same time. It’s the same principle as trying to pat your
head while using your other hand to go in circles over your belly;
3. It’s weird enough to kiss with your eyes open, but even weirder to make moaning sounds;
4. It’s bad for your eyeballs to look that close at anything;
5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re fantasizing about Brad Pitt when you’re
actually staring at something closer to Lalasticlal.a;
6. For males, if you’re kissing in the middle of intercourse, with your eyes closed it’s easier to imagine Soccer;
7. With your eyes open, your lover’s nose looks bigger than Aso Rock.
Add yours please
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